Try to be funny, get called a racist... That's life!

I spent eight hours today forcing out cheap 'hellos' and 'have a good days'... I'm pretty sure, even people in the next city could taste the bullshit coming out of my mouth. It was so thick I couldn't believe it when people smiled and replied thinking I ACTUALLY give a shit about anyone other than myself...

Still, I battled on, thinking about my goal, (a certain something I'm saving up to buy). Everything was going great, I even had a nice customer compliment my hair (despite years of saltwater abuse it's actually very silky and soft). Then at around half eleven I had a separate customer complain when I called her, QUOTE, 'El Fucking Retard-o'. I thought my comment was just, after all, she had brought back a pair of boots that aren't waterproof, (which by the way was stated so at time of purchase), because she had got them soaking wet by WALKING IN THE RAIN.... WTF!!?

Apparently though, the swearing wasn't the reason she complained. Between twelve and half past I was in a meeting with my Manager receiving a disciplinary as the customer was Spanish or something. God damn the amount of times I've cursed at myself for elaborating on my insults. She very nearly pushed a racism claim on me but luckily had her mind changed by my Manager, (only because she loves to coat my face in spit as she shouts at me mind you). In my defence, I was only trying to help her understand HER mistake as she was/is obviously mental.

And definately Spanish...

OOpus