Ch ch ch ch... Changes!

This weekend I should have been feeling pretty good. Possibly even happy. Well, there's a first time for everything right?

WRONG!!

I class myself as an amateur actor and I've been slowly building up my showreel by acting in student films etc...

Now I got the part in a short abstract piece and we all had to meet in the centre of Manchester at 7am, which means I had to get up at like 5am as for some reason trains before 8am take an hour which is TWICE AS LONG AS NORMAL! This happens to be FUCKING STUPID!

I mean, it's not like it stops at more stations like you'd expect... The train literally stops at all of the normal stations for 5 minutes... Actually just stops! The train driver probably faps one out to the country side or rather 'cunt'try side...

See what I did there? Hmmmm, ok I admit that was a bad joke but I'm also happy to admit your a wanker so screw you buffalo gums...

Yes you... The reader.

Where were we? Oh yeah! So, when I checked online it said the train left at 5.55am. Therefore I arrived at the station at quarter to, just incase, (like a good little boy). At around 6am thoughts like 'where the fuck is the train' started to enter my mind.

Thank god for my iPhone. I logged back onto 'traintimes' to double check I wasn't being a fool but still everything looked cool... Apart from the empty platform that is.

Staring at the webpage open on my phone I noticed there was a change in my journey. I decided to check the details and it's around this point I was slapped in the face by the invisible palm of stupidity...

Get this, the first change wasn't from a train to a train, oh no. That would be to, well, NORMAL. It was a 20 MINUTE WALK to the other station!! Please, please, PLEASE tell me I'm not the only person who thinks this is idiotic!?

If a TRAIN doesn't leave a station, don't advertise a departure time FROM THAT STATION! For fucks sake. I'd love to meet the person who input that on the website. I'd also love to punch them on the nose.

By now it was 6.05am, and the train was supposed to leave the next station along at 6.15am. Basically I had 10 minutes in which to perform a 20 minute walk.

Solution? QUOTE 'Run Fatboy Run'!

I made it, but only as I was fuelled by pure hatred and the fact i'll do ANYTHING to escape from this backward, twat of a town...

OOpus