Time Out...

Howdy.

Anybody who continues to read this dribble rejoice! I'm back. Although it's been a while. I've been busy. Well, actually not even that busy just coping with the various chunks of shit life has dumped upon me.

Since New Year I have lost memories, had my iPhone stolen, had money stolen, been kicked out of my house, lost possessions, had EVEN MORE money stolen and been punched in the face.

Now I'll be telling you about some of these and more pretty soon. But not everything I've just listed above.

Why not I hear you cry out?

Cause this is MY FUCKING BLOG and I'll do what I fucking well want.

Seriously though, not writing for a while has slowly degraded my soul, (If I've ever had one), so there'll be regular posts again.

In my bored state I nearly watched Twilight the other day. Then nearly stabbed myself for nearly watching it. Double ouch.

Yet ANOTHER reason why it's good to be back.

So screw you but thank you all at the same time. (That's the closest you'll get to a compliment from me so take it in slowly, perhaps re-read it and smile your pansy self all the way to the free sex clinic to pick up your bargain condoms...)

OOpus