Dead Birds...

OH MY HOLY FREAKIN' BIG BEARDED BASTARD IN THE SKY!!

A god damn bird flew into my window today! The window in my 8th floor apartment that's right next to my head when I'm asleep in bed...

Trust me it's not the best way to wake up.

I'm pretty sure birds only fly into windows if you're gonna die or you're the son of Satan or some shit like that.

Great...

I'm on the look out for cats hissing at me, no reflection and floating 'face-covered-by-hair' young Japanese girls in lifts...

Not what I need right now.

OOpus