"Treat" Day...

As some of you may know I class myself as an amateur actor, and I've recently been cast in another student film, albeit one that should actually be half decent.

This sort of has nothing to do with what I'm about to say but I felt like blowing my own trumpet. (Any gay guy's thinking, "Ha ha! Like sucking my own dick!" Get a life. Better yet get two ribs removed and get your freak on. QUOTE - Missy Elliot).

ANYWAY, I'm currently getting into shape for a DIFFERENT role, (yes I have more than two), all the none believers let me know your address and I'll send out a Fuck You in the post...

So I've been killing it in the gym, drinking plenty of water and eating right. Everything's going well but I had some advice I'm not so sure about.

Apparently you're supposed to have a cheat day or "Treat" day once a week. This is where you shake up your body, (which has got used to more calories going out than coming in), by eating WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT. By doing this your metabolism will speed back up thinking you're going to be eating more shit food.

Now, as it's me there's an issue. I'm not sure whether or not to believe this as it was suggested by a guy who looks like he stepped off the set of 300.

This should be cool though... After all, if this dude is ripped, and does it, it must work right?

The problem is, I don't want to undo all my work so far as a huge beached whale of a man-building suggested the EXACT SAME ADVICE, on the EXACT SAME DAY at the EXACT SAME GYM!

I swear God likes to fuck with me...

Mr 300 could be bullshitting and the Michelin Man looks like every day is treat day.

Any thought's on who to believe?

OOpus